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I will prepare a list of “happy things” to discuss with her……..So no talking about her life then…!!

Welcome to my world dog!

They run flapathons in secret and everything…..

Caked in sh*t, absolutely caked in it now.

“Look over there, there is a badger with a gun!”

Typical peaceful Sunday then.......

I saw red!

I have actually been sucking the bogeys out of my 2 ½-year-old’s nose....

Lazy cow!

Where there is no cock (!) there will be no chicks….

sorry all, going to kick my internet provider's ar*e...and hopefully be back blogging, back on line soon!

Time management skills, bollocks to them!

Good god, give me strength.....!

I could do with a P.A (any offers?!)

I really do make an effort..........

And from here on in, I shall be taking ‘Makeup Lady’ to the shops every week……superb!

Practical it may be, but trendy, it is not……

I will be putting a nappy on a dog

I did something awful today..........

Oh the shame........

‘Stop it now mummy, you’re scaring us’

Maybe I could exchange my kids for a small monkey farm??? I am well equipped!

I am now akin to She-ra, with the powers of grey skull. Fantastic. Super handy!