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how do you explain what I was about to do to a 4 year old? An unsuspecting 4 year old who is just about to have her mummy put something up her bottom hole?

I have some Duct-tape under my pillow that I plan to stick all around him when he shuts his eyes……

I replace the ‘f yous’ with – ‘boc boo, boc boc boooooos’ you see, I pretend that he is singing about chickens,

(after breastfeeding 4 kids, I was hardly claiming that my boobs belonged to Pamela Anderson…..).

I gave up on road rage when I had the kids, to be fair I gave up on most things when I had the kids, but that’s another story……

‘no Esmie, we do not put pennies up our front bottoms, it is neither sanitary nor ladylike to try and slot things into our ninnies…..’

no one likes to hear 2 year olds coming out with the ‘f’ word, however funny it may be in secret!