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‘No Esmie, we do not put pennies up our front bottoms, it is neither sanitary nor ladylike to try and slot things into our ninnies…..’

It was going to be one of those ‘it’s raining, mummy amuse us please’ days. …….. good luck me!

At this precise instant, he lifts his head and boom! I have a bleeding fat lip to go to school with……great, how to explain that without it looking dodgy and, ow!

(they always come in pairs, I half expect to see an ark parked up on the corner)

Alex and I are veggie, so the soup is not for us, I must tell the chickens this, the kids are old enough to defend themselves…..

I actually got bin juice in my eyes tonight, and then snapped my mop clean in half whist trying to remove a particularly sticky mass on the floor..........

I was hoping the gargling would numb my throat which felt like ninja hamsters had been scratching around in there for nuts during the night.