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Nonchalantly, she picks up her own pooh, and hoys it with gay abandon out onto the bath mat. Nice.

‘Didn’t see that one coming’ Town is apparently it’s twin town.

'i'm going for the chop', he announces minutes after number 2's birth....yeah yeah.

‘Look how big mine is’

pulling out my teeth out with scissors, by a 7-year-old.

‘mum, well, dad’s a cock, isn’t he?’...

when there were 2...

Big huge, great-big giant ostrich flaps...

The next day I am walking around like John Wayne on laxatives, fabulous look.

Leibster Award!

The chicken apparently has been brandishing flappy wings and 'flap' cutting her hair.