Dear Alex, Esmie's hair.....DO not laugh, you'll only encourage her...

One way of getting your hair out...

So, I got drunk, then thought I'd take a pair of scissors to my hair....I didn't like the plaits mummy had done anyway...


OMG!!!


Yes, we're all doing fine thanks....Oh, Ezza....!!!!


disclaimer- Do NOT attempt this at home kids without parental supervision...Mummy will not be happy actually...Oh, and social workers out there, my child was not actually drunk, she's immune to the effects of alcohol now.