The day we met Camilla...from the freezing sidelines, and I did not manage to see my plan through of nicking her jewels and legging it...*gutted*

Camilla: 'You look like a plonker soldier' soldier: 'And you're just so diddy in real life Camilla...'

Monty waving his flag aimlessly in any direction for hours...

'Can't we go home yet? I am bored out of my tiny flag flying mind...'